#3731 Well Behaved Kittens Rarely Make History
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 July 2022
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Andrew is working to change the way he talks to his cat -- and all pets in general. Plus, a minor league baseball GM gets a prostate exam while singing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame", although it's not entirely clear why. And Luke and Andrew try to figure out why they are completely uninterested in the Game of Thrones sequel.
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| 0:00.0 | Staff and I are now going to go see minions, Rise of Grue. |
| 0:05.0 | And I just have to say, it is fascinating to learn the history of how Grue rose to power. |
| 0:11.0 | If you don't know minions, they're these only yellow guys. |
| 0:16.0 | Denim overalls, they speak in a kind of gibberish language. |
| 0:22.0 | Jabba-baba, WB-b-b-o, Boni-na. |
| 0:27.0 | Minions is a prequel to the despicable me franchise. |
| 0:32.0 | Rise of Grue is a sequel to that prequel. |
| 0:37.0 | Essentially the minions will seek out the most despicable person they can find. |
| 0:42.0 | In this case, Grue. |
| 0:45.0 | And just gotta say thinking, who in our society would have minions if they were real? |
| 0:52.0 | And are they real? And where can I find them? |
| 0:57.0 | And how despicable do I have to be against them? |
| 1:02.0 | Well, I'll stay on our show. We will be answering all those questions and more. |
| 1:06.0 | I will be attempting all the anime's hacks in order to court the minions. |
| 1:13.0 | Well, I'll be successful. Find out when this miracle life returns. Stay with us. |
| 1:22.0 | TVTL |
| 1:25.0 | One thing I have no shame before another mortal. |
| 1:29.0 | How am I changed between myself and Christ? I never dropped my eyes to another human being. |
| 1:34.0 | It's like the most requested thing when I ask my Facebook what you guys want to see for me. |
| 1:38.0 | It's like, get drunk, get drunk, get drunk, and there's a time and a place for it. |
| 1:41.0 | And guess what? That place is now and that time is now. |
| 1:44.0 | Do I wish our fans were a little more hip? Yes. Do I wish they were a tad more on top of their hygiene? |
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