Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to Beach, Sandy Andy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

I'm sister host, Christine.

I'm the brother host, Zandi.

Today we're discussing an exciting chart topping topic.

Wow.

Novelty kitchen tools. Novelty kitchen tools. Yes. So give them an example. Let's talk about an avocado slicer. Okay. Snow cone maker. Uh-huh. Pizza scissors. What will they think of next? I don't know. I don't need that. I just shove it in my mouth. He doesn't even cut it. I bite crust first. It's a cross, which gives place an aneurysm.

But anyway, yeah, I've been a sucker for some of these tools. I own one of them that was,

there's this company on Amazon. Ototo. O t o'to they sell so many things and i

actually have one of their products that was gifted to me last christmas banana slicer no it was

it's a little platypus jar scraper oh cute yeah who's made that to you that's mom that's a good

gift yeah um i was like, did I?

No.

Maybe. I know. No, I didn't. That's very fun. I have an item, too, that I will get to because we're going to talk about it. I'm excited. All right, and you have a challenge today. I guess we should say that now. That comes after. Tell them what it is. The theme. Okay, so the challenge Sandy has this week is to find reviews where reviewers mention an irrelevant accomplishment title or award or award that they've received.

Yes.

And I definitely have some examples, including some that maybe weren't too irrelevant.

Like there was a reason they came up.

But I thought they were fun anyway.

I feel like that has a lot of room for discovery.

Oh, I discovered some things.

Okay, so.

Get us started.

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