374: Reviews of Puzzles

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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I put a 2 million dollar puzzle together and all I got was this lousy QR code

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0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to Vichy Sandy Water 2.
0:40.3	There's a gramophone above your head.
0:43.8	I just bonged my head.
0:45.2	Why did I put you?
0:46.2	But look, there's like a bugle above your head now.
0:48.3	A bugle?
0:49.0	Look at this.
0:49.7	Yes, I see it.
0:50.4	You look like you are in an Alexander Hamilton museum. Oh, yeah, it does look like that. Why him? Is he a big fan of the gramophone? You got the same first name and Graham Bell is the one I was really thinking of. But look at this. Okay, we moved the couch to try and be better. To be better. To be better. This is our one effort in 2026 to be better. We moved her couch around. That's right. And I moved it, to be fair. You're welcome. Yeah. So I accidentally put him here and then he... I'm paying the price. Well, I'm sorry. Should I pull it out with the couch out more? No. Let it happen. Well, I'm sorry about this gramophone. Do you know what it is?
1:28.2	A gramophone?
1:29.0	I have no idea.
1:29.8	Oh, wait, it's something stupid.
1:31.3	Is it like a phone speaker?
1:32.9	Maybe.
1:36.2	I mean, it's something smart.
1:37.6	Isn't it a phone speaker?
1:38.8	Shut up.
1:39.7	I bought it on Etsy back when I had a shopping problem.
1:41.9	I'm better now.
1:43.0	Yeah.
1:43.5	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say you're better.
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