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Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Oh, I'm locked out.

Good thing I have a yellow pages.

So good that you have a yellow page.

Go to the L page.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

And then look up.

Oh, I accidentally picked up your white pages.

Oh, shit.

Don't go to L. I want you have both of these.

Don't go to L.

Lampignally. Comma, Leon. What? Oh, no. 9-1-1. What that? Don't miss bit. I don't know what this is. Welcome to episode something of locksmiths. 372 is when we're going to be here for locksmiths.

And Alexander's going to be outside, but somebody will let him in eventually.

The theme does tend to be that you call a locksmith that you find via the literal yellowpages.com.

Yeah.

And it's some sort of scam artist who is spoofing as like a real company. Did you see that? No, I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, that was something I saw all the time. I think I was on Reddit, so I was like deep dive into like our legal advice. About locksmiths? About locksmiths. Locksmith scams. Yeah. And it's a really common thing. I mean, I saw a lot of people call the locksmiths. Locksmithies. Locksmithereens. What? Locksmithereens. That's so true. That sounds like a fallout voice. Wow. Yeah. Locksmithorines. Well, calling them scammers. Yeah. When they weren't.

Well, and sometimes they probably weren't. Okay. It's like podcasters. Oh, my God, it's a just like a podcaster. Every one and two. We're all scam artists. We're all scam artists. So which one of us is it? Us or Jay Shetty? You're obsessed with Jay Shetty. I told you I watched a documentary I know

You referenced Jay Shetty twice last episode

That's You're obsessed with Jay Shetty. I told you I watched a documentary.

I know.

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