Yes, I'm looking for a French baguette. We don't do French baguettes. We do hogeeds. Do you want a hogey bread?

Six-inch or foot long. Which one is longer? Well the six inches like this and the foot long is like oh

Yeah, double in size that makes sense. And then we have our six-foot party hogey. Oh, okay

Can I get two feet of that please? Two feet? Yeah two feet of the party hogey, please

You have to get all six feet sir. Well, maybe you just give me two feet of it

You can have the rest of the four feet. I'm not allowed to take gifts from clients and I already have two strikes

I was just fixing to get me some rub beans. I love beans

Big fat hot choozy beans. Oh, don't get me going on beans

Or I'll be jabbering away till the sun comes up. This is not your mom's podcast

This is too beautiful to live. It's had all the funny parts on it all their good parts

So I wear these

Dancing stuff and music. What is a deal with the smart car? How smart is that?

I'm so smart equals MC

Square I drive a smart car. That's not smart in my book. I view the world through the eyes of the tile

You know, I have the the heart of a warrior and the spirit of a gypsy. Okay enough to chat. Let's get the family in here

All right. Hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL

Show that just might be too beautiful to live this song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host targets targets coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon

Where

It's actually looking pretty nice today blue skies a few white wispy clouds. Oh ma pa. It's just beautiful

It is weird though because when I look up this morning and looked you think I would just look outside that's

That's the the simple and highly effective way to know what the weather is because

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