#3721 It's My Way Or The Subway
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Andrew is very agitated about upcoming changes to the sandwich menu at Subway. Luke had a real scare with his cat, Bubbles, this morning. And a listener needs help navigating a small-ish issue with his neighbor.
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| 0:00.0 | I like to have a cell phone because it's really important to have a cell phone, especially when you're going to pretend you're a business person. |
| 0:07.0 | And I'm a business person too. I'm a business person. I have pens. |
| 0:14.0 | I have a checkbook, okay? |
| 0:16.0 | And I said I like to do it. I like to go, like, can they have a conference in the hotel? |
| 0:20.0 | I like to go down a mingle. |
| 0:21.0 | My cell phone pretend like I'm there for the... |
| 0:24.0 | Yeah! Uh-huh! Yeah! |
| 0:27.0 | Can you believe that they let me out on bail? Yeah! |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah! I have manslaughter, can you believe it? |
| 0:33.0 | No, I did it! No, I did it! |
| 0:35.0 | Anyways! |
| 0:39.0 | Uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, I need 900 billion. No, no, no, no, no. |
| 0:42.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:47.0 | I take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza. |
| 0:52.0 | You got cheese and blasters, and then all the kids say thanks, meet Kat, and then meet Kat flies away on his skateboard. |
| 0:58.0 | You know, what happened next was, you know, they'd open their mouth, they'd speak, they'd get laughed at, they'd get called polox, and they didn't want to go through that. |
| 1:06.0 | You know, they wanted to get rid of that stigma. |
| 1:08.0 | There was something about the soul of a snake. |
| 1:10.0 | I'm going to make you work for your dollars. Say something with that great radio voice. |
| 1:14.0 | Alright, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:24.0 | Meet Krewa, hey? My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host. |
| 1:27.0 | I'm a professional, look it up in the book. |
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