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Dear Hank & John

371: Eyeglasses, A Finger, I Dunno

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

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4.98.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

How do I find meaning in life? How big would a ball made of all the world's mosquitos be? If Neanderthals were around today, would they understand memes? Where is it 5 o'clock right now?  Hank and John Green have answers!

 

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Dear Hagen John.

0:06.4

Dores, I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.

0:09.0

It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,

0:11.1

give you to be a advice and bring you all the weeks news

0:12.7

from both Mars and AFC, Limbeldon.

0:15.2

John, did you know that Vin Diesel only has two meals a day?

0:18.8

Hmm.

0:19.8

Yeah, he has break fast and break furious.

0:25.9

It's pretty good.

0:27.2

It's pretty good.

0:28.0

I'm really gonna deliver better.

0:29.6

What I like about it is that Vin Diesel might be the most unlikely Hollywood billionaire.

0:39.2

You know what I mean?

0:39.8

I don't.

0:40.7

Is he a Hollywood billionaire?

0:41.7

Did he do it?

0:42.7

I, he's up there.

0:43.8

I don't know.

0:44.8

He's a wealthy man.

0:45.8

You know?

0:46.8

You look at a Ryan Reynolds, you look at a Meryl Streep, you look at a, uh, even a Tom Cruise

0:51.4

and you think to yourself, I get it, you know?

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