There is something about the soul of a cat. There is something intrinsically secretive about a cat.

Almost touching on the borderline of being seductive.

Just like 16-year-old boys, they try to go find dates.

And that's what he's thinking about.

Loves to be held.

You know, sometimes I say about to people, you know, there's a stare about this cat.

Glassy stare. A lot of people get scared by that look.

They love the way they look. They're very affectionate. And they're smaller than horses.

The cat, when I lie down with it, I kind of have that fantasy that I lie down with a tiger or the lion.

But for somebody else, it may be another thing.

T-T-B-T-L.

Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is.

It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Actually, you know what, I can email you. Or you know, you can email me at split2itSpletnet.net.

Split1's my father. Maybe I said to see him go, but he'll be nice to get my hands on that handle.

Hi, my name is Olivia. I was in Woodbury, Minnesota, and I really liked your show. It helps me fall asleep.

But you say he effort too much. Can you stop?

Y'all are joking. Are you kidding me? I'm talking about Dupin.

You in charge of duplication? Yes, sir.

Show me how this duplicating machine works. I want to learn all about the process.

All right. Hello. Good morning. And welcome everyone to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

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