Apparently a person's name actually influences who you grew up to become.

Like, if your name's Dennis, you're slightly more likely to become a dentist, it's true.

You're attracted to things that sound like your name.

And like Larry's or more likely to be lawyers, I thought about it.

My name's Joe. One letter away from joke. I was like, oh my goodness.

And the more you look for in the world, the more you see it.

Bernie made off. Don't give that guy your money.

Last name's made off.

I looked up the guy who started Craig's list.

First name's Craig. That's spooky.

Wow. What are the odds?

Andre, the giant was seven feet tall. Yeah.

Last name was the giant.

T-B-T-L.

Asked your question? Well, possibly.

The hell am I doing here?

Was that the question?

What was the question, sir?

The man or beast that I run from, ain't been born, and his mama's already dead.

I think we're pretty heavy on the bad news right now, so maybe just sprinkle in some positive,

and it's a spoonful of sugar and such.

Sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body, and then I say compared to what?

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