My name is Dr. Gail Timlin, president of Diet Supplement Industries and

corporate it and people say to me all the time, but Gail you're not a real doctor

and I say to them, oh yeah well I graduated with the PhD in religious studies at

Kent State University. Is that real enough for you? No? Well how's this for real?

I lost hundreds of pounds by taking the best dietary product on the market.

Diet's a lots of pan. But can something so good be legal you ask? Hey you ask a lot of

questions. Of course it's legal and I should know I'm not only a doctor and

president of Diet Supplemental Industries and corporate it. I'm also the

Junior State Representative of Rhode Island.

T-B-T-L!

That's it the radio. I'll go in the most popular program of the day.

I assume that still done McNeil in his breakfast club. Like I ask people,

what's in your muffin? Huh? About me. What did you ask me? Anybody?

Anybody asked me? What's in my muffin? I don't know what's in my muffin.

If you two dirt bags ever mess with me again I'll take this to the next level.

You don't do 22 episodes of celebrity outhouse with Lorraine above it without

learning a few things. Dude you are the best. You're often dude you are

God get to the airways. What have you got to say for yourself?

It's hammer time. Let the freak out begin!

All right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L.

Hey whiz of freaking gabagoo! The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

My name is Luke Burbank I'm your host. Isn't there a slank at some

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