#3648 Come Flail Away, Come Flail Away With Meeeee

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2022

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Today is the final day Andrew will record TBTL from his Roosevelt District studio, and he marks the occasion the only way he knows how: By talking about antiquated technologies and the weird feeling you get when you watch a cable guy drill a hole directly though your house. He and Luke also discuss the story of a woman who took it upon herself to entertain a crowd waiting for a film to begin at a Burbank theater.

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0:00.0	What's happening? Nothing. It's just I think a furry snuck in in any
0:03.5	scratching. What's a furry deal? A furry's simply just someone who likes to dress
0:08.3	up like an animal with human characteristics. It's a form of role play. It's huge.
0:12.1	Yeah, that's great. Yeah. But then the scratching thing you said, what is that?
0:15.2	Scratching is simply light scratching or grooming. It's a form of affection.
0:18.5	A furry's love to do it. It's fun for them. Exactly. We all do it.
0:22.1	I was in the other room and one of them kind of bumped into me. I thought the guy
0:26.3	was going from my wallet so I turned around real quick. It seemed different. Did he
0:32.0	yip or did he if we said skip and I said no my name's buddy. Okay he yipped. If he
0:36.8	yipped that means hello. If he yiffs, if that happens well then you got a problem.
0:41.2	Yeah, you know what might have been yiff. Might have been yiff. Well that happens
0:43.9	again. Just go grouf.
0:45.5	T-T-B-T-L. Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get
0:59.2	down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Hey, what is a deal with
1:06.0	the smart car? How smart is that? Those things are tiny. Can you even drive them in traffic?
1:11.4	I'm so smart. E equals F-C squared. I drive a smart car. I don't know who that is and I don't
1:18.1	care to find out. You're not even a real journalism. That's right.
1:22.5	www.this and www.that. Let's www.explaining.
1:29.4	All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:35.2	Show. It just might be too beautiful to live. That was the fanciest sentence I've ever heard.
1:40.0	And I used to watch Frazier. My name is Luc Burbank. I'm your host.
1:43.2	Or La La coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in
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