This is Richard Split and I'm here to say you should leave a message for me every day.

Your name, your number and what you need.

Now I'll get back to you, yes indeed.

It's wait for the beep.

You know how to do it.

Then lay it around.

Ah, listen to it.

Unless I'm asleep or lost my phone, either way, wait for the tone.

Which you'll hear soon unless this is broken, so I may not hear a single word you've spoken.

So send an email or text me to to increase the odds that I'll connect with you.

TVTL!

Not a lot of people saying, uh, Andrew's a hero or, you know, Andrew, he's king feminist to please.

Yeah, no one would ever say that about you.

Oh.

Um, what kind of rap do you do?

Are you, like, sort of, sing-sign a rap, like bone thugs and harmony, or you more like

street, like Will Smith?

You're not allowed to be saying, hey, we cool, but your eyes are like, no, we not.

Nice to meet you.

No, it's not.

So good.

So is that it.

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