36: Banks in Charlotte, NC
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 31 July 2019
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Welcome to Christine's Unnamed Game Show featuring Skeeve Harvey! In this episode, we cover finance, art history, sports, and rats. And Christine gives us some fascinating insight into her life: she's been to a bank. So enjoy our exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them, now playing on a little girl's YouTube channel.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by |
| 0:08.7 | people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I |
| 0:14.7 | wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:30.0 | Ready set go. Start your engines. Fire up the port hole. Welcome to beach to |
| 0:46.7 | sandy water to wet. The podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most |
| 0:51.0 | dramatic fashion I'm Christina. Sheeper. I'm Alexander Sheeper. We are here to |
| 0:57.6 | read you reviews of. Thanks in. I forgot Charlotte North Carolina. Charlotte |
| 1:05.7 | North Carolina. What a lovely place I went there once. You did how was it? It was |
| 1:10.6 | lovely. I'm I got into an argument about a burrito place I think but |
| 1:17.2 | otherwise it was great. What was the argument? I think they went to get burritos |
| 1:22.6 | without me and I burst into tears because we were probably three months |
| 1:26.5 | indoor tour and had slept maybe two hours and last week and then we had a |
| 1:31.2 | tearful reunion over burritos. Fascinating. I forget I asked. Forget I said |
| 1:37.1 | literally all that. It wasn't that interesting. It was truly the least |
| 1:40.6 | interesting. When I'm and I argue it's like I hear burritos and I'm like oh |
| 1:44.9 | juicy. No. Burrito arguments. Okay so as we just sort of said our theme this |
| 1:51.1 | week was banks in Charlotte North Carolina and I gave you a challenge. You want me |
| 1:57.4 | to read what you gave me? My challenge was to find a one-star review of a rental |
| 2:03.9 | property that the reviewer never lived in. I like this one. Yeah and I kept |
| 2:09.1 | having to remind myself of like definitely had to be one star. They never lived |
| 2:14.1 | there. So I found some that were like oh I used to like they eventually mentioned |
| 2:19.1 | that they used to live there so I'm like oh shoot can't do that. Oh I didn't |
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