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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Hello sweet children of a friend of ours, we hope you're having the BDE. Unfortunately ours is the WDE, because our Hot Bunz aren't working and Christine won't let Alex sell his Ten Renaissance Paintings. While we figure this mess out, please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Otherwise, bad karma is going to happen to you.

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0:00.0	Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by
0:08.7	people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I
0:14.7	wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
0:30.0	You started this time I always started. Good afternoon. Good afternoon. Welcome to
0:41.2	beach to sandy water to wet the podcast where we read the worst reviews.
0:45.6	In the most dramatic fashion my name is Alex. I'm Christine. Hi. Hi. Well I've a
0:52.8	little bit of an announcement for you all. There's new merch. It's very exciting.
0:57.2	Got a couple new designs for you. One goes is a quite the throwback. It's a
1:04.0	barren of cream. Oh. Reference that says barren of cream. For the OG listeners. Yeah.
1:12.7	All you OG folk and then for the ones who started recently. I thought hmm what
1:20.0	absolutely came being really really upset recently. What's the worst thing Christine
1:23.6	has done on the show. And it was screeching eek at me during all the cruise
1:28.6	ship reviews. Everyone loved that. So now we have merchandise that has a cruise
1:34.3	ship with smoke coming out of the top that says eek. Well don't give it all away.
1:38.3	They have to go look it up. Ignore what I said. It's not what it looks like. Oh
1:43.1	Google it. It's really cool. Actually don't Google it. Go to the website. Why don't you go to
1:48.0	or straight to our shop. It's shop.spreadshirt.com slash beach to Sandy. Cool.
1:54.9	Cool. Cool. All right. This week's theme. Do we have any other announcements?
2:00.9	I don't think so. Okay. Thank you to everybody by the way who has submitted a five star
2:04.8	review because that has like really amped us up in the ratings and it's very exciting
2:11.0	and we're nearing a thousand reviews. So yeah. Thank you very much. It means a lot to
2:15.8	us and it's really helping us out. It's really helping us out. And we've got some exciting
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