Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by

people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

What was that? I just had a record and then just played. Welcome to beach to

sandy water to wet podcast where we play mysterious noises and read reviews.

And we play our voices reading reviews written by some people on the internet.

And not not written by us which we got an email about a conspiracy that that got me

thinking do other people also think we write these reviews because well they

must have a lot of faith a in our creativity and be in the amount of time we

have on our hands. And honestly how fucked up we are. There's some shit in here

that there's no way I could come up. Seriously and then I started thinking

back I was like think about garlic fries or like the racist stuff like Jesus we

pretty fucked up if we wrote those. Absolutely. And like they asked because they

said oh my friend tried to look up the review. Was it Jamie I think and Jamie said

that their friend tried to look up the review and I was like I added a note

that I intentionally leave out identifying details sometimes like I'll just

use the first initial of the name or I won't say if it's from like Yelp or

because I don't necessarily want. If one person listening goes and like finds

that person sends them a message like I don't want anyone to harass anyone or

we don't want that. So I'm trying to you know as much as we're calling them out

I don't necessarily want to broadcast their personal you know Yelp or Google

page. Yes I don't want either. So that's why it might be hard to find them

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