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Episode One

357 - Heirlooms Travel Hour

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Antiques expert Honus Blotto (Branson) appraises heirlooms and collectibles from a variety of ordinary people (Andrew, Charles). See us live in L.A. with Chapo Trap House on Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast

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0:00.0

Listen up, Mack. It's President Joe Biden. We're facing the most important time in American

0:05.7

history. The 2016, or excuse me, the 2020 election. We need your help to win this thing.

0:13.9

So we're talking about Chapel Trap House in episode one, live Monday, November 4th, night before Election Day at the JACCC-Aritani Theater, Los Angeles.

0:27.4

Not a damn seat will be empty.

0:29.9

So get your tickets now.

0:31.5

Full stop.

0:32.0

Hey, friend, and welcome back to the heirloom travel hour.

0:35.6

We are here in beautiful Three Pumpkins, California, at the Three Pumpkins

0:40.1

Wine Museum with hundreds of our friends. The place is packed here today. The excitement in here

0:46.2

is so high with all these people hoping that their antiques, treasures, and trinkets have some

0:50.2

serious value. I'm excited. Everyone's excited. So let's get to it. Before we get too far,

0:56.5

my name is your host, Hodesplado. I will be your appraiser today. I have been appraising antiques

1:02.6

for 25 years over at Curley's Dirt fucking cheap antiques. You guys are going to, it's like

1:08.9

fucking with the ampersand hashtag, you know, it's like, uh, fucking with the ampersand hashtag,

1:12.4

you know, and so it's, uh, you guys bleep it out. It's, uh, I'm gonna keep going.

1:17.1

That store is just a name, by the way. I promise you, we will get you a good deal on

1:23.0

whatever you bring in today. Let's go ahead and get our first guest up here and kick off

1:27.3

heirlooms travel hour in Three Pumpkins, California. Woo! All right. you bring in to date. Let's go ahead and get our first guest up here and kick off Air Looms

1:27.8

Travel Hour in Three Pumpkins, California. Woo! All right. First up, we got on the list. We are joined by

1:34.4

Davis. Davis, how the hell are you? Uh, nice to meet you, uh, Otis. All right, really excited to

1:41.8

see what you got here today. Why don't you tell us a little bit about what you have brought here today, maybe a little bit of

1:46.9

history of where it comes from.

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