E2 #71 - The 4th Annual E1 All-Star Fantasy Fantasy Draft: Presidential Cabinet Edition [Preview]

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🗓️ 21 October 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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This time, Branson, Andrew, Charles, Nick, Joel, and Tom draft presidential cabinets, just in time for Politics Season. Speaking of politics, come to our L.A. show with Chapo Trap House on election eve, Nov. 4: http://link.dice.fm/b1eb3de54f54 Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/e2-71-4th-annual-114441323

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0:00.0	All right.
0:00.5	So my secretary of labor is someone that everyone can believe in,
0:07.7	can rely on him for help because he loves to help people.
0:11.3	He's literally blue, blue collar, comes from, you know, lower class.
0:17.6	I'm going to go with Grover.
0:19.1	Love that guy.
0:20.7	Is he, does he come from lower class? Has he ever, has he ever had a Sesame Street? I'm going to go with Grover. Love that guy.
0:22.5	Is he, does he come from lower class?
0:24.4	Has he ever, has he ever had a Sesame Street is pretty lower middle class, yeah.
0:26.7	Yeah, they're poor as fucking Sesame Street.
0:28.9	No, Big Bird lives on the street.
0:31.1	Oskirts.
0:31.8	Grover's been doing harm reduction.
0:33.1	People live in trash cans in that shit.
0:35.3	He chooses to live in a trash.
0:39.1	That's Oscar.
0:41.5	Yeah, Big Bird lives on the streets.
0:43.4	That's because all the jobs fucking left.
0:44.5	All the factors up the city.
0:45.1	They got a fucking castle.
0:48.5	They got a goddamn vampire with a castle there.
0:50.1	He lives in a normal brownstone.
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