34: Walmarts in Sioux Falls, SD
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 July 2019
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Calling all Walmartians! We came out of our basement to bring you an episode chock full of glory holes and racism. But don't worry, Christine left her teen greeters down there with the hair and stains. Needless to say, we hope you enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by |
| 0:08.8 | people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I |
| 0:14.8 | wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:30.0 | Good evening ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between welcome to beach to |
| 0:40.5 | sandy water to wet the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most |
| 0:45.1 | dramatic fashion. I'm your host Christine and I'm your other host Alex and we're siblings. |
| 0:51.6 | Did you plan all of that? That came out of nowhere. No I'm feeling really improvgy today. |
| 0:58.0 | Everyone listening is like god no dammit. Well I'm gonna go by my script which says that I |
| 1:03.9 | I'm supposed to read a winners review. Can you explain that? Yeah we're doing a promotion through |
| 1:12.4 | July and giveaway where people who leave a five star review on Apple podcasts but beach to |
| 1:18.7 | sandy water to wet. It's almost over so if you haven't done it and you've been kind of on the fence |
| 1:22.8 | do it. Yeah because you could win some beach to sandy merchandise. It's pretty nice if I do say |
| 1:28.9 | so myself. I love it. I do too. So who won? Our winner this week is Benish. B-E-A-N-I-S-H. |
| 1:38.3 | Oh how much I hope that that's their given name. This is titled such a cute podcast. |
| 1:45.5 | Cute okay. Benish has this to say I want to be cute but I am just so taken by the sibling pair |
| 1:53.5 | and their wit and charm. I really like these people and I want you to listen and a review. |
| 2:00.1 | That's so kind. I thought it was so kind and sweet and they said they want to be cute. Yeah but |
| 2:05.8 | that was something that I wanted to tell the world that Benish you are cute. Benish you're pretty |
| 2:12.9 | freaking cute. Especially after that review. Especially with the name. Yeah. Okay great. Well thank |
| 2:19.4 | you Benish. So Benish you should have received and DM on Instagram for us. Yeah yeah. And there you go. |
| 2:28.0 | You win. Okay so guys leave a review if you haven't that would be super nice for us and really |
| 2:33.6 | helpful and we read them and it means a lot. This week's theme was was is Walmart in Sioux Falls |
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