35: Should I Get Baptized if I Don't Believe?

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 16 February 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Am I Lisa Turtle or Screech? What would happen to lava on the sun? After blowing ones nose, why does one look into the Kleenex? Coconuts are hairy an make milk, are they mammals? When does the early 2000s become "The Turn of the Century"? AND OTHER QUESTIONS ANSWERED!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!
0:06.8	No, or as I've heard a thing of a Dear John and Hank.
0:08.7	It's a comedy podcast about death, where me and my brother John give you to be a
0:14.0	advice, answer your questions, and bring you all the weeks news to both Mars and AFC
0:18.3	Wimbledon.
0:19.3	I mixed it up just a little bit in the middle there.
0:21.1	Did you catch it?
0:22.1	Yeah, I'm sure that that's just incredibly exciting for our listeners.
0:25.2	How are you, Hank?
0:26.2	I'm good.
0:27.2	I would like a sandwich.
0:28.2	Do you have one?
0:29.5	I don't, and also I can't transmit sandwiches over the internet tubes.
0:34.2	I apologize for that, but that's one of the things that the internet doesn't do well
0:37.6	yet.
0:38.6	It doesn't...
0:39.6	We can 3D print things across space and time, which is nice, but we cannot yet 3D print
0:44.8	sandwiches.
0:45.8	At least not edible ones.
0:47.4	No, no, and even if you could, John, would you download a sandwich?
0:52.6	Yeah, no, I would.
0:54.5	I'd never found that to be a compelling marketing campaign.
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