Hello, welcome to Dear Hank and John!

Nursup, for the sake of it, dear John and Hank.

It's a comedy podcast about death, where my brother John and I, Ansy,

a question is giving you a dubious advice and bringing you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

How you doing, John?

I'm ill. I'm unwell, Hank. I was unwell last week and this week my cold has settled into my chest for a small

amount of what appears to be bronchitis. I'm just not feeling, I'm not feeling great, but I'm excited.

You know, it always lifts my spirits to be able to podcast with you.

Oh good, oh good. I have, I have an update for you John.

Great. Last week we discussed the peculiarity and potential disgustingness of putting water on cereal.

Yes. And I went to my house, got my frosted mini-weets out, put some water on it,

and ate them, and do you want to know how I felt about it John?

I do. Was it delicious?

It was awful. It was so bad.

Oh, that's disappointing.

It's just not a good idea. I mean why?

You really didn't like it with water?

No. So the thing is, like, yeah, it's, it's, it's, milk is sweet.

Milk has a sweetness, especially the milk I drink, which is almond milk.

And, and I've gotten used to that over, you know, my entire life.

And when you put a thing that is not sweet, has no sugar onto your cereal, it just tastes,

it tastes almost bitter. And, but, but more than that, more than anything, it tastes empty.

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