Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Or is that the first thing of a Dear John and Hank?

It's a podcast where me and my brother John answer all your questions, give you to be

advice, and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

Hi John, how are you?

I'm already here, you're so sad.

How is the saddest intro I've ever heard?

I'm asked.

You know, it's never a funny comedy podcast, but this particular episode of Dear Hank and John

is going to be particularly unfunny because Hank's beloved dog, Lemon, has just died.

And also because I have just learned in the last hour that the brilliant novelist Harper

Lee has died, one of my favorite writers.

And yeah, so don't expect any funny today.

Yeah, it was always a comedy podcast about death.

Now it is just a death comedy, a death podcast about death.

No it's just a death podcast about death.

Now it's just all death all the time.

Speaking of which, Hank, before we even get to how we're doing, which I think the answer

is universally terribly, I have to say that there is an important correction to one of

our previous episodes.

And this comes from Matt, who would like to inform us that in fact, despite it being the

shortest month, February is not the deadliest month, at least in the United States.

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