You know, Roland, when you said you found a grill, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

What would you expect, Johnny Benihana?

No, there's no dials, no tanks, no sideburners.

I mean, I wasn't expecting a built-in wine fridge, but this is nothing like what I'm used to.

Come on, Johnny. You're talking to a grill master.

Do you know that I've been given three different aprons because of my barbecue skills?

Let's see, I've got license to grill. I've got working grill.

Oh, and I have grills just want to have fun.

Just so you're aware, this has nothing to do with me not knowing my way around the grill.

I've watched many of personal chef Lipa Berger in my day.

I've got the perfect apron for you. Poor little rich grill.

I'll get it made up.

T-B-T-L.

A lot of times in a meme war, it's about speed.

You've got to get to your memes quick.

If you can't get them quick, they'll just keep blasting you with memes and you can't fire back.

I'm not trying to be disrespectful or anything, but I kind of feel like you're winging this and it's going bad.

I hope it feels good.

You hope what feels good.

I hope it feels so good to be right.

There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

How about like pranking an animal?

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