#3433 ...It Was The Blurst Of Times

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Luke, Andrew and Kiki Lolo's TBTL-a-Thon adventure hits a snag when their '93 Mitsubishi Delica breaks down in the desert at a place called "The Middle of Nowhere". BUT, they do eventually make it to Phoenix to record today's episode in front of Mary The TBTL Virgin.

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0:00.0	Good morning. I have a earworm that I thought I would sing into this little imaginary radio show
0:07.2	voice catcher. And maybe it will leave my head. Okay, here we go.
0:13.5	Sploosh, the diarrhea, turtle, live in Australia. That is literally all I got. It just is going
0:21.8	around, and around, and around in my head, and I need it to stop. Okay, go round.
0:34.6	Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is. It's Friday, Friday, and it's down on Friday.
0:43.1	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. For $20, I can tell you a lot of things. The
0:48.6	30, I can tell you more. And for $50, I can tell you everything. It's kind of weird. I feel like I'm
0:54.8	being interrogated, but by someone who doesn't really want to know anything important.
0:58.4	For the sake of customer service, try to chill out, my mom. Oh my god, man, we have seen some
1:04.4	we've never seen before. All right, hello. Good morning, and welcome everyone to a Friday edition
1:13.6	of T-B-T-L. The show that was almost too beautiful to live. Hey, what happened?
1:22.3	My name is Luke Burbank. I'll be hosting things today. Brother, who are you?
1:27.1	What are you doing? Coming to you from the backyard of our friend Nora McInerney in
1:34.3	beautiful Phoenix, Arizona, or as we now say on the show. This is the way we're talking to
1:39.1	Sonia. In Phoenix, Arizona, where we've had to take some sort of evasive action. We've had to go to
1:47.0	plan. I don't even know this plan B. It might be like plan G or something. Yesterday we were cruising
1:54.8	down the highway in the Arizona desert somewhere near Agua Caliente. And I remember thinking to myself,
2:02.3	God, this is just going great. We got four shows in the books. We're on our way to Phoenix to do the
2:08.4	show for Mary, the T-B-T-L Virgin, who's never actually heard the show. And yet is somehow a fan of
2:13.4	the program. And I thought, nothing can go wrong. Nothing bad could ever happen on this trip.
2:19.6	I wish I hadn't done that. And that was right about the time that the van started spewing coolant
2:25.4	everywhere. And we got stuck at a little roadside gas station in Sentinel, Arizona. It was literally
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