#3435 A Godly Vegetable
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Luke is a little worried that he was too rude to his apartment property managers online, and Andrew has to visit "the bowels of hell" to retrieve a mysterious package. Plus, it would appear that movie-going audiences are ready to hit theaters again, possibly without masks.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey dummies, I had a dream and it was about a van and I was in it with y'all and I'm just hoping |
| 0:07.4 | that the tp telephone ended on a high note but Luke you found me in the van putting my backpack |
| 0:13.9 | on the seat and you were angry in Andrew you were like hey where is my syrape? So this is from |
| 0:20.0 | your friend listener Clementine and I hope you find that syrape Andrew and Luke I'm very sorry |
| 0:26.0 | that I put the backpack where you didn't want it but the van was functioning. Peace out. |
| 0:37.4 | This banner has letters on it they spell bonn and void all those words yeah this generation is all |
| 0:46.4 | hacky second video games ain't that the truth hi yes I am an elephant does anyone have any special |
| 0:52.8 | skills I can be sardonic how to go well he's gonna acknowledge me on instagram so I guess you |
| 1:00.5 | could say it was one of the best conversations of my entire life are you ready to hear a really |
| 1:05.7 | terrible podcast all right strap yourself in here we go |
| 1:13.6 | all right hello good morning and welcome to a Tuesday edition of tbtl the show that just |
| 1:20.4 | might be too beautiful to live we're getting medium play on three independent radio stations |
| 1:25.7 | in central europe my name is luke burbank i'm your host oh hey you'll fit my name |
| 1:32.1 | here we are everyone made it to june first where it is supposed to be 95 degrees today in portland |
| 1:41.9 | Oregon by the way my part of the program is emanating from the nest broadcast center high in the sky |
| 1:50.0 | above portland where it is going to be steamy today and i got an email from the power company |
| 1:59.6 | saying basically if i am careful and if i don't use any electricity today i'll be rewarded with |
| 2:07.9 | some kind of i don't know special let's just see here uh they said we like your energy this is |
| 2:14.5 | portland general electric of you've signed up for peak time rebates this summer which means you |
| 2:19.7 | can save on your bill by reducing your energy use on hot days when energy demand is highest you |
| 2:26.8 | gotta be kidding me no doi power company i live in an apartment that is a glass box that the sun |
| 2:35.2 | radiates down onto from the hours of six a.m. until two p.m i'm one of the people that needs to |
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