#3432 Non-Fungible Turtles

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke, Andrew and Kiki Lolo arrive in Oceanside, CA, to record today's show outside Listener Lisa's condo. Kiki celebrates her first visit to a restaurant in 14 months at a place called "The Junkyard." Meanwhile, Luke and Andrew try to figure out what the heck the fourth dimension is.

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0:00.0	Hey, I got this number from that sign and Trevor's room over at Sigma Chi's last night.
0:06.0	I'd like to place an order to go.
0:09.0	Give me a sec.
0:11.0	What's the perfect podcast?
0:13.0	Okay.
0:14.0	I don't know how to have a two hour podcast.
0:17.0	Three, if you doubt it, I'll take extra out of here.
0:20.0	I don't really care if you get to top stories either, but extra dream court please.
0:24.0	And definitely a side of garbage talk.
0:27.0	I'm definitely going to need a large order of those.
0:31.0	Let your please just take my money, dude, to the goddamn treasure.
0:35.0	I'll take Chris Hayes, if you have it, or better yet, Kiki Lolo.
0:41.0	Could I get an order of weeks doing counting crows with the Clinton impression, but only if it's in season?
0:48.0	And could you throw in some of those extra fancy packets of Andrew doing Donovan and on the media?
0:55.0	I haven't heard that in a while.
0:57.0	That'd be great.
0:58.0	And I'm going to wash it all down with an extra large serving of crushing self-doubt.
1:04.0	But at least we are doing it together.
1:07.0	That's my perfect podcast.
1:09.0	Thanks, my dudes.
1:11.0	T-B-T-L!
1:14.0	The new phone back there, the new phone back here!
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