#3420 Are You Disrespecting My Hydration Operation?
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2021
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Luke almost wet his pants in the elevator yesterday. But aside from that, his all-water diet seems to be going great. Plus, it turns out holograms really are the future, and the future is now.
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| 0:00.0 | Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. |
| 0:05.0 | I'm not gonna cry about my paw. |
| 0:08.0 | I'm gonna build an airport. Put my name on it. |
| 0:11.0 | Why, Michael? |
| 0:13.0 | So you can fly away from your feelings. |
| 0:16.0 | You can keep them bottled up, but they will come out, Michael. |
| 0:19.0 | Sometimes in the most unexpected... |
| 0:22.0 | Hey, where the f*** are my hard-boiled eggs? |
| 0:26.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:31.0 | I know I'd come on strong, all right? |
| 0:33.0 | I radiate power. I can't help them. |
| 0:35.0 | The employees at Trader Joe's have been sent. |
| 0:38.0 | They're saints. They were made in a lab. |
| 0:41.0 | The manners. |
| 0:42.0 | And when they say, how are you? |
| 0:44.0 | I act, I'm like, I'm not well. |
| 0:47.0 | And they're like, we've biscotties. |
| 0:50.0 | Trees. They're all around us, but who gives a s***? |
| 0:53.0 | 56 pounds of beef that corresponds to, I don't know, what, five or six-year-old kid? |
| 0:57.0 | What podcast are you talking about? |
| 1:00.0 | The TV. |
| 1:02.0 | Oh, TV. |
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