#3421 You Can Run But You Can't Slide

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

An old scientific theory that humans can only have up to 150 friends is coming under fire, and the original theorist is NOT HAVING IT!

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0:00.0	It's the strain beginning to show on him.
0:02.4	If I could sleep ten days at night in a rice paddy,
0:05.3	I could certainly last in this laudity bank.
0:07.7	This is what the animal sent to us.
0:09.7	He sent him his fragment here.
0:11.7	Baby!
0:12.9	Up your butt with a coconut!
0:15.4	I think he was prepared to do it!
0:17.9	Except I saw no coconut.
0:19.9	Yeah, he had no coconut to write out.
0:21.9	T-B-T-L!
0:27.7	So what about smell like roast beef?
0:29.9	I value confidentiality and paradoxically I don't care who knows it.
0:32.9	There are many ways to keep one's lips conditioned.
0:35.9	I don't kiss, for example, 24 hours before a performance
0:38.9	because kissing makes your lips mushy
0:40.9	and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion.
0:43.9	You want a toe?
0:44.9	I can get your toe.
0:46.9	Believe me.
0:47.9	There are ways, dude.
0:48.9	You don't want to know about a believer.
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