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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3419 Get Off My Prawn!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Andrew stumbles on a strange coincidence when he decides to dig deep into some random NPR archives. And Luke has a new project that is making him pee constantly. Also, congrats to all of us for not getting hit by space debris this weekend!

Transcript

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0:00.0

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions what patients

0:07.5

my son to summon your power for the conflict to come you must first have

0:11.4

power over that which conflicts you okay am I the only one who finds these

0:16.0

things just a little bit for me lay it do you want to push something down you

0:19.5

have to pull it up if you want to go left you have to go right it's your

0:22.8

temper is very quick my friend but until you learn to master your rage your

0:27.6

will become your master it's what you're gonna say right right now this is

0:41.1

something the other tour guides won't tell you yeah when you light up the

0:45.1

reattires on this mother it screams like a beegee with his fingers trapped in

0:49.8

the car door where are thou dog thy canine lover where is your heart breath upon

0:58.8

the nape of my neck we shall form a bond of brotherhood man and beast you

1:04.6

shall lick my face and I shall lick your snout did you ever find bug's bunny

1:09.1

attractive when you put on a dress and play a girl bunny my husband you'd rather

1:13.4

be drinking it lunch all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a

1:27.3

Monday edition of TBTL show that just might be too beautiful to live isn't that

1:32.3

for technogigs with spreadsheet my name is Luke Burbank I am your host you

1:37.0

don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me I'm a loner daddy a rebel coming

1:43.7

to you from the nest broadcast center high in the sky above Portland Oregon we made

1:51.2

it everyone we made it to episode 3419 in a collector series said it wasn't

1:57.1

possible said there was just no way for this thing to go on for this many years

2:02.5

and yet here we are Monday May 10th episode 3419 in a collector series and as we

2:13.5

go forward we actually take a moment to look backward to look back to Friday show

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