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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew celebrate some of their favorite weirdos on Twitter and some of their favorite TV teachers (Otis Drexell, we're looking at you.) Plus, a researcher discovered some of the oldest water in the world, and it doesn't smell very good.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The other thing is as I'm hungry and passionate, I don't eat breakfast in the morning so I can

0:05.2

come to work hungry. So when I get to lunch, I'm hungry and that's just the kind of person I am.

0:11.9

I know my 2003 Chevy Tahoe's got a lot of play this week so far, but like it doesn't have AC

0:20.0

and it doesn't have heat. And the reason I do that is so I can practice my mental toughness

0:24.9

during the winter when it's cold and I can practice my mental toughness during the summer when

0:29.8

it's hot. That's the type of person I am. This kind of behavior is never tolerating in

0:40.0

Burakwa. You shout like that, they put you in jail. Right away, you're stealing right to jail.

0:46.8

You're playing music too loud, right to jail, right away. You're driving too fast, jail, slow,

0:51.6

jail. Wait a minute. I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you.

0:56.5

It's an amazing collection of bad ideas.

1:04.5

What kind of disco dancing nonsense is going on here?

1:07.7

This is one doodle, it can't be undead, home skillet.

1:11.7

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone.

1:14.8

Two-a-thursday edition of TVTL.

1:18.8

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

1:23.1

Oh yeah.

1:25.5

Coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center, high in the sky above Portland, Oregon.

1:29.2

Happy day after Ed Ball's day.

1:32.9

Beautiful purple balls 10 years and one day.

1:37.8

Since Ed Ball's sent a tweet that we'll all remember.

1:42.4

It is a beautiful day here in Portland, Oregon looking up in the sky. I see some

1:46.7

jet trails and also these guys, it's like four dudes. I'm not kidding, one, two, three, four.

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