#3411 Prickling My Pears

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Luke realizes he might have paid over a thousand dollars for some Costco scallops. And he learned that on Ed Balls Day, of all days.

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0:00.0	I'm really sorry, I am, I'm sorry.
0:03.2	Yeah, it sounds to me like you're sorry you f*** up, but not, you know, not for what's underneath it.
0:11.6	I apologized, that's what's important.
0:14.1	It doesn't matter if you apologize if it's not sincere.
0:17.0	Apologies don't have to be sincere, it's just the act of the apology itself.
0:21.5	It's only, all that matters is if you're acting sincere.
0:24.7	That is literally the only thing an apology has to be.
0:28.4	It's sincere. Oh god, well, I completely...
0:30.4	Otherwise, it's just words.
0:31.7	I'm acting sincere. Of course, I don't believe it.
0:34.6	TVTL!
0:40.5	I don't know what this is, but Jay says it's a f***ing big sea turtle.
0:45.8	So maybe this isn't exactly the most polished radio broadcast you've ever heard.
0:51.3	You don't dress down to the sweatpants, you dress the sweatpants up.
0:56.6	Close only counts in horse grenades.
0:59.3	What? It's the same because if you're playing horseshoes and then you throw a grenade at a horse,
1:03.2	it doesn't have to be that close and you can still blow the horses' legs off.
1:06.1	It's from the movie Seabiscuit.
1:08.0	It's bad, isn't it?
1:08.9	It's not great.
1:09.9	Hey guys, I just discovered New Troc too.
1:12.8	It's called your relationship and I'm going on it.
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