Awake up in the morning and I roll out of bed I consider shaving but there's too much

face on my head because my beard is a face fighter, my beard hides my face, my beard is

a face fighter, my beard hides my face, there you go, there's your death

camp, your face, T-T-T-B-T-L

Guess what day it is, guess what day it is. It's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday

everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend. It gets very specific, it's not

quite nasal enough the way you're doing it. You're not doing it the way he speaks, you're

not doing it with the kind of, as you don't do the broken voice, when he gets very emotional,

when he gets very emotional indeed, she was only 16 years old, she was only 16, you're only

supposed to blow the bloody doors off. All right, I have no date, a two-liter bottle

of shasta in my all-rush mix tape. Let's rock. All right, hello, good morning and welcome to

a Friday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke

Burbank, I am your host. And I'm gonna get all anecdotal on you. Coming to you from the

Nest Broadcast Center high in the sky above Portland, Oregon, where it is just really a beautiful

morning. Blue skies, white, wispy clouds, it's warm, took a walk last night, it was like 70 degrees

at eight o'clock at night, just beautiful. Apparently, it's supposed to rain later today, but I didn't know

you liked to get wet, though. I don't see any evidence of that, I think that's just more of the mainstream

media's BS, honestly. I'm hoping anyway, they're wrong about that, because it's real nice right now.

We got a real nice show for you, it's episode 3,413 in a collector's series. Let the fun begin.

The reviews are in on the film Citizen Kane. It stinks. A one review, actually, from

back when Citizen Kane was in theaters, and it's not a great review, and because it is essentially

a negative review of what is considered by maybe the greatest film of all time, it is lowered

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