Hey there, find your mind, let me a note, in my handwriting, and she said that you might be able to set me up with the pill that makes the memories go away, like a shame wow.

See, I did something a little out of the character, and the window was kind of closing in on, you know, before it lodged in the long-term, what do you call it?

What do you call it?

Brains, long-term brains.

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Why are you wasting your time with this podcast?

Because I have nothing else going on.

We are still on for this afternoon, right? Operation Monkey Brain.

You paint your bald spot?

I don't know what you're talking about, sir, my hair grows.

You paint your bald spot?

Oh my god, one hundo a day, both of us, five hundo a week. That's rich.

Judge it.

Alright, hello, good morning, and welcome to a Tuesday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

You know, this show is like a dynasty, you hold it, and then you hand it off to the next person.

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.

I don't do this for the clouds. I don't do this for the fame.

Coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center high in the sky above Portland, Oregon,

where we're looking at a cloudy but dry Tuesday, which is always nice.

Got out for my little morning jog along the Willamette River today, and I encountered a kind of a pack.

Of geese, and I'm going to be totally honest with you, I'm a little bit scared of geese.

Like, they're pretty big, and they can be pretty aggressive, and it was this narrow part of the trail.

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