#3409 Coffee Is For Glenn Closers
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2021
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Luke offers a long-awaited apology to David Blaine. Also, Glenn Close's Oscar Night moment was great...but the media should probably acknowledge that it was scripted, right?
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, let me ask you a few questions. |
| 0:03.0 | Let's talk about restaurants. |
| 0:04.4 | Would you be willing to wait for a really good restaurant |
| 0:06.5 | a half hour, which you just need to somewhere kind of crappy, |
| 0:08.8 | because you could get in right away? |
| 0:10.3 | What do you think? |
| 0:11.1 | The look on people's faces when they wait in line is like, |
| 0:13.6 | is this, what are you going to eat or to stand quietly? |
| 0:18.3 | Have you ever uttered the phrase, get off my lawn? |
| 0:21.0 | No. |
| 0:21.8 | Okay, I mean, yeah, I've said, |
| 0:24.4 | but I didn't mean like old man like, |
| 0:26.5 | get off my lawn. |
| 0:27.5 | I meant more like, this is my property. |
| 0:29.6 | So, get off my lawn. |
| 0:31.6 | I'm not going to sugarcoat this for you. |
| 0:33.1 | You have early onset grumpiness. |
| 0:36.6 | What? |
| 0:37.1 | Early onset grumpiness, EOG. |
| 0:39.6 | You're going to begin to enjoy fewer and fewer things |
| 0:41.6 | in your life. |
| 0:42.6 | You'd be saying things like, who are these people? |
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