341 - Where in the World is Damon Santeria? [Patreon Preview]

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Comedy

4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Host Lee Larson (Andrew) guides three pint-sized gumshoes—Little Zachy (Charles), Yo-Yo (Alex Nichols), and Ashley Angel Parker (Michael Hudson)—on an adventure to stop criminal mastermind Damon Santiago and his nefarious goon Javier Milei. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/107471313

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0:00.0	No, you can't stay here.
0:01.4	Yo, yo, you got to come in.
0:02.5	Get in the transport.
0:03.2	Why?
0:03.8	Well, you're the one who brought three children to a desert in the middle of nowhere halfway
0:07.6	around the world.
0:08.7	Maybe I want to live at Neon.
0:10.7	Yeah, maybe we got lost here and you're to blame.
0:13.3	Can we go to Mecca?
0:15.0	At least Medina?
0:16.4	No.
0:17.1	It would only be like 90 miles south of here. Can we please just go to the holy cities?
0:21.0	Is the kick streamer neon here or not?
0:23.3	It's all it's all I was excited for.
0:26.0	You shouldn't be watching that.
0:27.3	Now we're going to be good to the transport to go to our next location.
0:30.1	Twitch is for old guys.
0:31.2	Yeah, to L Twitch, W. Kick.
0:33.6	Kick teaches me how to be fucking.
0:36.8	No cursing. I can... No, cursing.
0:38.2	I can't...
0:38.8	Stop cursing.
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