Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!

Or as I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.

It's a comedy podcast about death where my brother and I, that's John and Hank,

green, answer your questions, give you the advice and bring you all of the week's news from both Mars,

a planet and AFC Wimbledon, a football team in the UK.

Hello John?

I'm here, you didn't ask me how I'm doing, usually you asked me how I'm doing and then I answer.

How are you doing?

Terrible.

Oh no.

Oh you were ready.

Unfortunately, as you could probably hear, I've just gotten home from the world economic forum in Davos, Switzerland.

And while I was there, I caught just a terrible, terrible case of affluenza.

Ah yes, I imagine that that place is rife with this disease.

I've never seen so much affluenza in one place.

Hank, it turns out that no matter how rich or powerful you are, you can still get the common cold.

So unfortunately, I'm horribly sick and also somewhat jet lagged.

But I did, you know, I did have a lot of interesting conversations at the world economic forum and very grateful for the opportunity to have been there.

I just wish that I had not come home with this horrific, horrific illness.

I have a question for you, John, an important question that I am looking forward to the answer to, while you were there.

Yeah.

Why did you choose to touch other people?

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