33: Bars in Columbus, OH
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 July 2019
⏱️ 49 minutes
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In this week's episode we visit bars in Columbus to perfect our espionage techniques. It turns out, Christine is not a master criminal. Flip on your DB Cooper Baby Monitor and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
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| 0:00.0 | Not letting an unexpected period or a bit of pee damp in your day? |
| 0:05.0 | That's life-changing! At Mottie Body, we do absorb it a barrel for periods, pee, sweat and more. |
| 0:11.0 | Visit MottieBody.com, Mottie Body, Life-Changing a Parallel. |
| 0:16.0 | At VWFS Rent a Car, we'll give you exactly the car or van you asked for. |
| 0:21.0 | So you might want to stop calling us Rent a Car and start calling us Rent a Volkswagen Golf Auto or Rent a Skoda Codiac for the whole family. |
| 0:29.0 | Or rent a craft a panel van with space for everything. |
| 0:32.0 | Actually, just call us VWFS Rent exactly the car or van you wanted or VWFS Rent a Car for short. |
| 0:39.0 | Say yes to vehicle rental as it should be. Say yes to VWFS Rent a Car, book online today. |
| 0:45.0 | Season C's Apply |
| 0:47.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. |
| 0:51.0 | A podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:59.0 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 1:22.0 | Boy, howdy. We are here for the show. |
| 1:27.0 | That's my line. |
| 1:28.0 | Oh, sorry. |
| 1:29.0 | And we're not even dealing with Southern Charm this week. |
| 1:33.0 | No, we're dealing with Southern Charm most weeks. |
| 1:36.0 | We're just dealing it out. |
| 1:38.0 | We're wheelin' and dealin'. |
| 1:39.0 | Wheelin' and dealin'. |
| 1:40.0 | What's up? |
| 1:41.0 | Nothing much. How are you? |
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