#3395 The Valley S3E10 Part One: Monsters and Critics
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 4 June 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
This is part one of a 2-part recap
Zach loses his Monster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 3 and June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens what happens. |
| 0:04.0 | Watch what happens when there's so much what crap is. |
| 0:07.0 | Well, hello and welcome to watch what crap is. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm Ronnie. |
| 0:12.0 | What? |
| 0:13.0 | Watch what crap is. |
| 0:14.0 | Oh, what happens? |
| 0:15.0 | Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens? |
| 0:20.0 | Well, hello, and welcome to watch what happens. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. How are you? Oh, I'm just fabulous. What's new in your life? Anything interesting happened in the past 24 hours? No, nothing at all. Just normal, normal times. Just another day in New York City. I realized I did save my white, my white jean pants for the wrong day. It should have been summer house. Well, we're still talking about Southern hospitality later, which is, you know, it's all good. And I'm actually wearing a very summer house. Oh, actually, I open Southern hospitality notes. |
| 0:55.4 | I guess I'm on the wrong page today. I'm wearing a, like, I'm wearing a J-Crew. You can't really see it on camera. It's like a green and white, sort of like seafoom and white kind of shirt. It's very summer house. We are pretty matchy today. Yeah, we are pretty much. We're summer and we're breezy here in the city. |
| 1:11.7 | A huge, massive thing. Matti today. Yeah, we are pretty much. We're summer and we're breezy as you're in the city. |
| 1:21.8 | A huge, massive thank you to everyone who came to our cabaret last night, the debut of forbidden housewives. |
| 1:23.5 | It was so fun. |
| 1:24.4 | So fun. |
| 1:26.2 | You guys were a great audience. You made us feel so comfortable on stage there. Even when we were goofing, it made the goofs all the more fun. We were just laughing all the way to that entire show. Yeah, it was a good time. So thanks everybody for coming. We have two more on Friday. You can stream them both. And once you buy the tickets, they're only available until showtime. Once you buy them, you can watch them for a whole week. So get them at watch what crappins.com or Instagram, link in bio. Yeah. There's like a big chat room and party in there that was going on. It was really fun too. So go do it. Yeah, once it's done, it's done. We're not recording it. It's not going on our feed. It's a once. We might sell it somewhere else, like on our Patreon or something. Oh, yeah. But like, it's not going on our. But this, like the live stream is available for a week. It's not going to be like a free episode or whatever. So welcome to the show. Today is the Valley. |
| 2:19.4 | Oh my God, somebody stole my monster refrigerator. |
| 2:24.8 | I know. |
| 2:25.0 | Is that a big refrigerator? |
| 2:27.2 | He literally had a monster branded. |
| 2:29.5 | You know, Zach, I sometimes wonder what kind of gay is that? |
| 2:33.1 | Like, is it a generational gay? Is this like a new kind of gay is that? Like, where, is it a generational game? |
| 2:35.4 | Is this like a new kind of gay? No, Zach and I are very similar. Like, Zach and I. |
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