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Listen, I know this was kind of a fun segment watching Dara read Amanda down and everything and West too, but like, let's give America what they really want. Jesse Solomon.

Wow. The sparkling career of Jesse Solomon. Let's get into that. So Jesse, Ariana from

Scandibald says, I did this better. Jesse, in a confessional, you hinted at having

real feelings for Sierra, but when confronted by Sierra, you froze and hit your feelings.

How did you really feel about her? Okay, Jesse, the one who just said, everybody asked me if this

is fake, it's not fake. Stop trying to make me think that you're after Sierra in any kind of way other than for TV when you never called her and tried anything until the TV cameras were rolling again. Shut up, Jesse. I don't believe you either. You're another one who's getting off very easily because West fucked up. Well, he, to show how sincere he is, he turns his big smile into a trapezoid again.

And he's like, yeah, I think I caught some feelings and kind of like misread the situation.

And I wish I'd handled it differently.

And I never said it was a joke, but I want about it in my typical joking fashion.

If you don't believe I'm upset, look at my bottom molars.

Yeah.

Look, I am dragging the corners of my mouth so far down right now.

I'm so sincere.

And yeah, I regret that a lot.

Okay, well, was your song about being in love with your best friend about Sierra?

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