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#3396 The Valley S3E10 Part Two: Monsters and Critics

Watch What Crappens

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🗓️ 4 June 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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This is part 2 of 2


Zach loses his Momster fridge on The Valley and Nia continues to make excuses for the monster she married while Danny sneaks drinks on camera thinking we’re all as willfully ignorant as his wife. Then, Jesse decides to make the terrible men on this show an official team and bands to douches together to come for Brittany. Good luck with that one buddy! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cabaret on June 5, get tickets at watchwhatcrappens.com.


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0:00.0

Hello, what happens.

0:04.0

What happens?

0:05.0

What much what crappins?

0:07.0

Who cares what happens when there's so much the crappins?

0:11.0

It's so funny.

0:12.0

Which what crap is.

0:14.0

Oh, what happens when there's much more than crap is.

0:16.0

Who cares what happens when there's so much that happens?

0:20.0

Hello and welcome to watch what crappins's a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you miss part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So now Kristen comes and she's like, Oh, I'm wrong, where should I sit? So Brand's like, I'll move. So he gets, he moves. So, um, so then, um, he's like, well, listen, uh, she goes, when are you coming next week? And he said, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and I'll leave like money. She'll say, I'll talk to rear Wednesday. He's like, well, we've talked about this like five times, Brittany. I'm coming up Friday morning. She's like, well, no, that's not what you said. You're not even going to be here Thursday now. Why? I'm like, because I got stuff to do. I've got a whole bunch of nothing to take care of because the nothing date, due date is due. Yeah yeah i'm sure it's not a job i'm sure

1:12.2

this man is dating brittany so i can pretty much guarantee you it's not work he's going to it's his

1:16.5

other it's his other family so he's she's like like well i thought you're helping me he's like i am

1:22.2

because he's like this is your first fight oh my god and so uh she's like well the doctor said

1:26.8

the prescriptions will be ready did i have my idea my ID yet? He's like, yeah. It's like, okay. Appreciate you. The only thing that I've been saying all day is that if I had to get my bills, because I only have one left, and like, I could not make it throughout the nut. You can't post me that shit. Trust me, I've tried. I did wonder why she waited until she had only one bill left.

1:47.2

That's what I'm saying.

1:48.8

I mean, this guy's, this guy's obviously a loser, but like.

1:52.7

And then, then she goes, she says, and since he taking off work, which I can't believe I did this, but he asked if I could give him money.

1:59.1

And I was like, you know what?

2:00.3

You're going to come down and take care of me.

2:01.6

So I don't care to give you some money.

2:03.5

But then he kept to delay in the days and didn't even get the pain medication. He bought me flowers the money. I gave him the extra piling out. I was like, oh, God. This is where I was saying it gets worse for Brittany. So you needed someone to take care of you.

2:14.9

And he said, sure, if you pay me, that's who you're dating because he's taking time off the Applebee's.

2:20.7

Girl.

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