#3378 Shat Happens

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Journalist and TBTL Friendo Andrea Seabrook joins the show after she got cyberbullied by William Shatner yesterday. Also, Luke explains why several large police officers dragged him out of a Flaming Lips rehearsal last night.

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0:00.0	Tell me one fact that you know about me.
0:04.0	Do you not remember one single thing about me?
0:07.0	Dude, things have been nuts around here.
0:09.0	I bet you don't know anything about me.
0:11.0	You were born in Phoenix.
0:12.0	You went to school in Tempe, you're an only child.
0:14.0	Your favorite show is something called The Real Housewives of Atlanta
0:17.0	and your favorite.
0:18.0	Book is Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
0:22.0	How did you know all that?
0:24.0	Because you are constantly talking about yourself.
0:28.0	You are the most self-obsessed person I have ever met.
0:32.0	You should see Kendall Jenner's Instagram feed.
0:35.0	T-T-B-T-L
0:41.0	Guess what day it is?
0:43.0	Guess what day it is?
0:45.0	It's Friday. Friday.
0:47.0	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:49.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:52.0	Why would either one of you, you know, why?
0:55.0	Dear God, why?
0:56.0	The reason anyone would do this, if they could,
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