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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3379 If It's Cello, Let It Mellow

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Luke's Lyft driver taught him some pretty interesting things about Henry Kissinger's role in a global plot to reduce the earth's population. Plus, Yo-Yo Ma gave an impromptu performance at his vaccination clinic, and it turns out Subway is the food of choice on Korean TV.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Cross promotional spots for a monster truck rally to be read during non-stop rock blocks.

0:05.6

No thanks TJ, never again.

0:07.2

Look Z-Man, I know you're not happy about what happened back then, but I had no choice.

0:11.6

Those traffic updates gave us critical mainstream support.

0:14.7

And all we had to give up was one hour of non-stop rock.

0:19.1

We never could have held onto that power rush hour.

0:21.6

People just weren't ready for that much rock with so little talk.

0:24.9

The 9AM compromise allowed us to bring back Get the Let Out Friday.

0:29.4

In 96, the ratio of rock to talk was three to one.

0:33.0

Today, it's five to one.

0:34.9

And yes, someday God willing, it will be infinity.

0:39.6

TVTL!

0:45.7

I suck without the internet, dude.

0:48.1

It's like, I'm too real for it, you know?

0:51.5

Sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body.

0:55.8

And then I say, compared to what?

0:58.6

She had a favorite saying, what would it be?

1:00.1

Lights the party rock your body.

1:01.5

You're so shy and small and you're so loud and huge.

1:04.4

I swear every time this guy talks, all I hear is a turkey goblin.

1:07.5

You're both a little troublemakers, you're both huge in Japan.

1:10.4

You probably have a lot to talk about.

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