#3377 The Ringo Is Strong With This One

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew remember the day, exactly one year ago, when they finally realized that the world had really changed (and that their burps would never be as fun.) Plus, Captain Kirk just picked a very strange fight with Luke's friend at NPR.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, if you will please direct your attention to the centre of the room,
0:07.0	it is now time for the kick!
0:11.0	You're 25?
0:13.0	Yes, can you believe it?
0:16.0	Finally old enough to rent a car!
0:19.0	Ah! Ah!
0:23.0	Oh, it feels good to laugh.
0:26.0	T-B-T-L!
0:31.0	Hey, now don't you tell me you don't remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
0:36.0	Listen to me, you're the lowest of the low.
0:39.0	You bring shame on your family, your country and your ancestors.
0:44.0	They're watching you, God's watching you, and we're watching you.
0:48.0	That was great, that was good.
0:50.0	You went for it, I appreciate that.
0:52.0	I could say big loud thanks, I could be too much for tips.
0:56.0	Don't worry, because they call me divo, because I can whip them good.
1:00.0	I'm sorry, but when I hear an undeserved compliment it makes my ears wanna throw up.
1:04.0	Oh, your ears are always throwing up about something.
1:08.0	Alright, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L,
1:14.0	the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:17.0	My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.
1:23.0	I'm a professional, look it up in the book.
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