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TVTL

I just made hot tacos tonight. This is what happens when an inside joke gets into the water supply. They are sending

shockwaves over the airwaves. They are rude and abusive but want you to listen to them.

I mean the huts put these guys with their facac to stick. It's a real shan down what is supposed to be

Simka. Yeah. It's supposed to be Simka. Oh I know this. This violates every can I numbers

spectable broadcasin.

All right, hello. Good morning. Welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. This whole phenomenon is protected by a force

field of tedium. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. As Jay would say he's got flow.

Coming to you from the next broadcast center high in the sky above Portland, Oregon

where the broadcast sounds a little more professional today. If I sound a little more

focused, capable, supported by my tools here it's because I got a new microphone stand.

You know you got to eat that microphone. And it is a beaut. Speaking of things that are beautiful.

I was out on my little morning jaunt this morning. My little morning jog

along the Willamette River and I saw some kind of animal in the water. Do they have seals

in the Willamette? I don't mean the Grammy award winning kiss by a rose singer from the Batman

soundtrack. I have never seen like a seal you know sending themselves on a dock on the Willamette

River. I have never heard anyone talking about those seals. We've got to do something about those

seals. But if this wasn't a seal that I saw kind of breaching in the water it was either

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