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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

A story about scary robot dogs leads Andrew to admit to one of his weirder internet proclivities. He and Luke also discuss Jim Nabors at great length for some reason.

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0:00.0	Your Honor, this guy has been making bootleg Simpsons merchandise.
0:05.3	Bart, scampson. He is quite a scamp.
0:08.7	Scampson. Bart, scampson.
0:12.7	Scott, like the music, Scott?
0:14.7	Scott.
0:15.5	Scott, got him, got him, got him, got him, got him, you know, Scott.
0:19.3	I just thought with scamp, Miss Spell.
0:20.9	You don't know Scott, and all your education,
0:23.0	you've got to go to law school and everything,
0:24.6	and judge school or whatever it is you go to,
0:26.1	and you don't know the word Scott.
0:27.4	Welcome to America, friend.
0:29.2	I do not have a problem in general with bootleg Simpsons
0:32.0	merchandise, but this is the worst plan ever.
0:34.4	It's a thinker. You got to think about it.
0:35.7	TVTL.
0:41.2	For the next little while, it's going to be you and me
0:44.2	together alone.
0:45.9	I want you to lock the door and turn the phone off
0:48.6	and really concentrate on what we're going to do.
0:51.0	What do you see when you look in the mirror?
0:52.4	Daffy Duck. I have a picture of him taped to my mirror.
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