I will come to you house. I will go to your fresh eater fridge fridge your fridge eater

I will take your butter out of your fridge. I will eat the butter in front of you and your family's eyes

And I

Forced you to watch me while I eat all your butter that you were gonna have a Christmas Eve

Name you will beg and cry and say no, don't eat all our butter. We need for Christmas. I will say, aha not my problem

And take the empty bottle out of fruit on the

Stairway, I will go home

In this business of show you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide

Of an elephant

You know these these two were good very very tough to do a morning show this chitchatty

It kind of thing, but these two have an intellect behind

Whatever it is there

And now I'm gonna fill this silence with the words. I'm saying right now

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBTL

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's an audio files nightmare

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I consider myself to be an absolutely dead center normal average America

Coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center high in the sky above

Portland, Oregon

I'm gonna try to not get distracted

This episode with what's going on on Twitter. Hi everyone. Welcome to my Twitter

But there's been a disturbing trend. I'm sure you've been thinking about it too over the last 24 hours

The disturbing trend of me

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