We're going to get you back on the dating scene bro, we can buy that yeah, that's actually why we're here

We want to put your profile on match calm. Let's talk about your likes and dislikes. Um, how about your favorite food? What would that be? Oh, milk stick

Hmm what milk stick

I'm not putting milk stick. I'm gonna put steak and then I'll put steak but milk sticks. I'll know what it is

No, she won't know what it is Charlie. Nobody knows what that is. Nope. Okay. All right. What's your favorite hobby?

magnets

Okay, what like making magnets collecting magnets playing with magnets magnets. I'm gonna put snowboarding

They have been posting their stuff out on the internet and apparently they've been met with

Virtually nothing but ridicule the director's guild of America will bring down its swift sort of justice on you

Rank amateurs. It's the story of a man with a brothel of a home in a pool filled with human excrement. Are you out of your mind?

You're putting your entire future in the hands of a man who put radio on the internet. You know what dude?

We can make a lot of money on this if you're making these out of thin air. I mean, there's no overhead. We're gonna be rich. Oh my god

One hundo a day both of us five hundo a week. That's rich.

All right. Hello. Good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's a kind of magic. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. You already know who it is coming to you from the Nest broadcast center high in the sky

above Portland, Oregon

Where it is threatening to rain most of today. I am took that as a sign from above

And by that I mean atmospherically not from a spiritual sense

That I should try to get out and do my little jog on the earlier side today. So as to

stay ahead of the weather

and I was

jogging along the Willamette River and I thought boy, I am really

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