#3363 Too Ritz For My Blood

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew find themselves on opposite sides of a debate over Thousand Island dressing and how it should be categorized. Plus, the internet delights in catching Ted Cruz doing very Ted Cruzy things, and a heroic mattress salesman in Texas throws his doors open to those who need shelter.

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0:00.0	I just think I feel much better about it if we could lock down a great representation visually of what my brand is.
0:07.0	Okay, so how exactly would you describe your brand?
0:11.0	Like aesthetically or cinematographically, if that's a word.
0:14.0	It's not.
0:15.0	I feel like it's everything you loved about the classic movies of our childhood, like Sandlot,
0:21.0	Billy Madison, Apocalypse Now, Happy Gilmore Clueless.
0:24.0	But at the same time, I feel like my brand is not rooted in the past.
0:27.0	It's actually very forward thinking and futuristic.
0:30.0	Imagine what $29 is like.
0:33.0	But it's being described by someone who's from 1920.
0:45.0	Guess what day it is?
0:47.0	Guess what day it is?
0:49.0	It's Friday. Friday.
0:51.0	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:53.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:56.0	So I'm what's known as a psychic medium.
0:58.0	But I'm also clear sentient, which means that I feel my angels.
1:02.0	I'm also a clear buoyant, which means I can see.
1:05.0	I'm also a clear audience, which is most of the time I actually hear voices.
1:10.0	And I also do financial advising.
1:13.0	I'm not handling this well.
1:15.0	I don't feel competent. I'm depressed.
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