335: Ed Bassmaster Wants To Get Punched In The Face

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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Ed Bassmaster
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0:00.0	So we were in New York City filming and I said, I'm going to get punched in the face.
0:03.1	This is what you said?
0:03.9	Yeah, yeah.
0:04.3	I said, I'm going to try to get hit.
0:05.4	It's pretty easy to get punched in the face in New York.
0:06.9	It is.
0:07.4	You just walk out and look like, I'm an Eagles fan.
0:09.1	You don't have to say anything.
0:10.0	You said to look and we go,
0:11.5	you guys, welcome to Sipsawks.
0:14.8	Ed Bassmaster. coming on later. We're excited. I haven't seen Michael in a while, so we catch up.
0:25.6	And then his part will be exactly at 29 minutes and 14 seconds.
0:26.1	Do it.
0:27.2	Make that happen, Jack.
0:27.8	Make it happen. I don't know when it'll be.
0:28.7	It'll be in the comments.
0:29.4	You know what I hate when people go, make it happen, Captain, fall off a boat.
0:33.2	Never heard that.
0:34.0	Really?
0:34.3	Make it happen, Captain? Make it happen, Captain? Right a fucking barbecue choke on all the hot dogs.
0:39.5	All the chickens.
0:40.3	I hate them.
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