334: Freestylin for Hoes

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00 Spices, Armed and dangerous
11:38 Police dogs, Food on the plane, Abraham Lincoln
23:44 Knicks win but someone perishes, Beatboxing nuns
28:12 Freestyling, Harry Mack, Darren Carter
36:57 Girl singing on a plane
56:16 Sock Talk - Tom Cruise on Father’s Day
59:57 Disaster Dates, Dua Lipa date
1:08:02 Secret Sock Talk - GF holds me at gunpoint

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0:00.0	See, now we post that online and now Hodes are like,
0:02.5	God, that is so hot.
0:03.8	God, I mean, I can't believe that the podcast,
0:05.1	do comedy and fucking rap.
0:07.4	It's so cool.
0:08.3	You rhyme a word and then get pussy.
0:12.2	Harry,
0:12.5	his name is Harry Mac.
0:13.8	But isn't that crazy?
0:15.3	You rhyme words over a song and women are like,
0:18.5	I gotta give your head now.
0:20.7	Yes.
0:23.0	Alibaba sounds delicious.
0:24.6	It sounds great, but it sounds like it would be a little too saucy.
0:27.9	Think?
0:28.4	Yeah.
0:28.8	I think too salty.
0:29.8	Really?
0:30.4	Yeah.
0:30.6	Maybe both.
0:31.7	Yeah.
0:32.1	I'd be like, I'll have the alababa.
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