I don't think it's over stating anything to say that I was the first female to bring notoriety to our field.

As many of the moose, the Vernon Community College baseball teams mascot,

I once held the splits for the entire length of an extra-inning baseball game

in spite of excruciating pain and a severe severing of my doctor-longest muscle

that eventually required four hours of surgery and added two and a half inches

to my left leg, forcing me to retire.

I wrote a tale documenting that journey.

A moosing grace, a mascot's journey to God and success in real estate.

In the next hour, we will present information that's both shocking and enlightening.

This need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is off-putting.

Isn't so much about what it is altogether, it's more about the modulation and what it is once it starts.

It's a little bit of a groove.

Can you say apple?

Apple?

Can you say banana?

You say something to someone enough times and eventually he internalizes it.

The system works.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone.

To a Tuesday edition of TBTL, this right here, this is the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Explaining how a show works means the show's already in trouble.

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.

Here we go again.

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